This is my first fun post in a while so please don’t send any brickbats my way authors. Why would I go here again having asked many readers questions about gay men’s sex habits which you patiently answered? Because I love your responses. 🙂 I came up with these questions while I was reading a pretty boring M/M book (no, I won’t tell you the name) and I needed to keep awake. 😆 So here we go but I warn you, a lot of the questions are about oral sex since it seems this is a huge part of romance for gay men.
1. How is it that cocks don’t get bitten or chewed off during oral sex since gay men do it all the time (in books anyway)? Do they develop more expertise because they do it so often that there’s no chance of a piece of their dicks being chomped off? Are there documented cases of guys with teeth marks down below? 🙂 Maybe there’s a video on YouTube. :popcorn:
2. What’s with all the humming in M/M books during oral sex? Where did this start and do gay men really hum when giving a B.J or did one M/M author dream this up years ago and everyone else ran with it? Does humming really make the experience more pleasurable for the guys? At times there was so much humming going on I felt as if I were in the middle of an orchestra. 🙂
3. Why do gay men whimper in the M/M books I read? Is this something authors think they do in RL? Every time I read about this I think of my dog who only whimpered when he had to go outside. 😕
4. How do gay men find it so easy to relax their throat muscles so that they don’t gag. Is this a skill they are born with? If so, that is so unfair. 🙂
5. I was wondering if a few straight men have a burning desire for and fantasize about getting blow jobs from gay men since many straight women suck (ha! ha!) at giving B.Js (that’s what I heard). 😆 You probably don’t know the answer to this question — I did some research and none of the straight guys I talked to would admit to wanting a walk on the wild side.
6. Moving on …. Recently I noticed that many authors have their guys engage in rimming and tossing a salad. Is this common practice by gay men in RL? When I toss a salad I usually think of food :eating: not sex.
7. Despite a post called Numb Shots by Damon Suede who is definitely gay, most straight female authors still have their guys “take the edge off” before engaging in anal sex. :thinker: Why?
8. Why are authors still having their guys tie off condoms. 😮 Is it because they love pretty bows?
9. I understand they do it on occasion, but can gay men really enjoy sex with a woman? Or are they better at faking it than straight women? Would they get thrown out of the gay brotherhood if their sekkrit were ferreted out?
10. And finally …..why is it that in almost every gay romance the guys suck cock before they even say hello? Is there a rule that oral sex is a rite of passage for gay teens and gay men so that they know how to do it before they even know how to kiss? Just asking. 🙂
As always, I value your input. If you have questions that I can include in a future post please share them in the comments. :hearts01: